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This Is What She Knows

The second glass of Santa Margherita goes down easier, sweet, cool, tangy relief. It's been six weeks, no booze. Against advice from the psychiatrist, just to make sure her health is as optimum as can be. And it is, apparently. Phenomenally low blood pressure, excellent renal function, solid heart health. The social worker told her they'd be taking her left kidney- 50.3 percent function in her right, 49.7 in her left so technically, it was the inferior one. She was planning a Liberating Lefty party, a farewell celebration. It wasn't until Chris pulled her aside in the waiting room last week while running a session for some insurance spot that she began to think about her disease differently, as a potential detriment, a contraindication to her potential to save her friend's life or even some stranger's. He had a resectioning, 31 centimetres, but like her, no drug protocol. It was too risky, he was told, to even consider donating; he wouldn't qualify. But since sh...

Getting To First Base

He wasn't feeling well but it was too late to cancel. At least in Greg's mind it was too late- and not the gentlemanly thing to do. He'd just explain why he couldn't shake her hand and would avoid any sort of intimate contact. Not to assume he'd be getting intimate, he wasn't that presumptuous. He's not a hop in the sack first date kinda guy. Who was he kidding, of course he was, given the right circumstance. Who wasn't, right? God, if any woman Greg met on a first date wanted to sleep with him right there and then he'd be so completely flummoxed he wouldn't know what to do. Greg liked the pseudo anonymity online dating provided. He could sculpt an ideal version of himself over days, weeks, months, while secretly trolling through hundreds of other profiles, stealing the best from other guys' identities. He doesn't do well with people. He lumbers and speaks slowly. His body is average at best assuming average means lacking grace and all sp...