You're That Guy
Wayne used to write bad cheques for pizza. Then he'd be chasing down overdraft payments with more credit and skirting bill collectors. A ten dollar pizza would end up costing him 60 bucks when all was said and done. Didn't matter that it was fantastic pizza- no starving artist can afford a sixty buck pie, no matter what the occasion. Sure he had a job now and two more gigs in the can. Hell, he can't go for coffee now without someone saying, hey, you're that guy! Aren't you that guy? Or Wayne's favourite, hey man, didn't we go to school together? Topped only by tell me what you've been in. Wayne's always polite and does the nod and smile but every now and then some guy gets in his face and after five minutes of badgering Wayne eventually tells him to fuck off. He doesn't care if some tabloid picks it up or someone tweets malicious bullshit because truthfully, Wayne's not that big a deal. There are days he wishes he had made better choices- fin...